Nitro feature request/suggestion (serious replies only!)

Hey, with everyone unsubbing from Nitro recently, I wanted to make a feature request/suggestion.m

I really think this would make Nitro more appealing to people.

Okay, so like, everyone has "usernames", right?

Things like "mike", and "mike_was_taken", and "mike.was.taken" and ".mike.was.taken." and "mike_was_taken_was_also_taken", and "i.wish.i.could.have.taken.mike", and so forth.

But, y'know, my name is Mike, and all my friends know me as Mike, so I really want to just use "mike" as my username because it's really easy for my friends to remember. When I tried to go get "mike" in my name somehow, all I was left with was "_xxx.mike.xxx_" and I know we all have that AOL chatroom nostalgia, but telling my friends where all the periods go is really confusing.

But GET THIS: what if *buying Nitro* let you add a short, but unique identifier to your username? Something that would allow me and all the other Mikes in the world to go by "mike" if we like, but still keep our identities distinct?

I'm thinking something like, oh, I dunno, maybe a short four-number sequence after the username? And we could choose our numbers if we wanted, and even if the sequence we first thought of picking was already taken, that's okay, most people can think of a short number sequence that is easy for them to remember. Like birthdates! And zip codes! (I can't remember phone numbers very well because those are REALLY long, but that's okay, it's what god gave us copy-paste for!)

Anyway, just a thought! I bet if Nitro let us do something like that I would subscibe right away.

/s