Personalized Alert Sounds

THREE YEARS on from the original feature request and Discord STILL hasn't implemented personalized alert sounds

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/community/posts/360048020132-personalize-notification-sounds

Bah-dup
What? Where? Which server? Is it a mention, or an NFT listing, or a trading call by that guy I really trust?

C'mon you pack of pansies, sort it out already.

Or does Discord provide this feedback feature as a non-functioning decoration to appease the masses?