Wumpus hugs?

I just wanted to say that I went to the "Add Friend" page, saw the "Wumpus is waiting for friends" message, wanted to give Wumpus a hug, and then realized that we need Wumpus merch. He's adorable, and I think that it would be a good opportunity. If not Wumpus paraphernalia, maybe just an easter egg for sad Wumpuses (Wumpi? Wumpeople? bonus points if you get the reference) to give a hug. Thanks!