I disapprove of NFTs

It may seem like a harmless fad you can implement and de-implement when it gets old, but I've decided to take the very concept personally after every participant in the NFT economy I've interacted with (all five of 'em) proved to either be a scammer, an unrepentant jerkface, or both. I'm old and cranky and I have a long memory and a big mouth. Please try to be a better platform than IRC. It's a low bar, you can do it. Just don't implement NFTs. Leave it alone. Don't touch it.