Feature suggestion

I know this literally sounds like Twitter, but like, a status update thing and a profile tab. With big character limit. So not Twitter!! I ramble a lot, I’m sure other people do, I want to be able to do it in a separate thing that doesn’t send notifications so people can view optionally, because I annoy this one guy with paragraphs and paragraphs of random crap. So like only friends can view maybe? Like put it next to the friends tab up top. And right click other people and press “profile” to see their tab and their posts. So that then, if I want to speak endlessly, I can do it in my thingy instead of making a server and speaking to the void and looking like a psycho, yeah? Probably a dumb idea but I’m not a professional!