Option to disable extremely cringy texts

I'm talking about these messages like "Hold my beer, XXX just logged in". I actually stopped using Discord last year because I just couldn't live with the cringe (and therefore the shame) of using such a 'fellowkids' platform. Had to come back for a bit for other reasons but I feel the pain in my spine every time I'm back on here. Adding an option to disable this would certainly widen Discord's reach to a broader, more mainstream audience as well.