Make a skeuomorphic theme for Discord

I want there to be a theme for discord that looks skeuomorphic.

Examples:

https://twitter.com/Glosswired_01/status/1145834324278820865 

https://www.reddit.com/r/discordapp/comments/c74pil/how_i_imagine_discords_website_if_it_existed_in/ 

edit: i got -5 upvotes so time for plan b