say NO to crypto and nfts

i'm an artist, the art community has been repeatedly victimized by thieves who make NFTs out of our artwork, and i'm sick of seeing people have to fight these horrible nerds for ownership of their art. ALSO: cryptocurrency is dumb and you Should Not Be Involved because:

• it's fake monopoly money
• it's a major factor in some shortages of computer parts, and it's wasting those parts by burning them out mining fake monopoly money
• inventing Money 2 is not a viable solution to the problems with Money 1 anyway
• it's a scam that, like MLMs, takes advantage of a large amount of gullible people buying in so that a lucky few can make money at the top
• it's almost definitely being used for money laundering
• crypto mining/verification consumes a huge amount of energy for nothing of any actual value and is harmful to the environment
• WE NEED THE PLANET TO LIVE ON. WE DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER ONES RIGHT NOW.

do not do this.

if you do this, i will cancel nitro. i lived without it until this year, i'll be perfectly fine going back if you guys decide to do the stupid thing.

if you guys get involved with this garbage i will cancel nitro and i will jump ship ASAP.

cool update: i saw the CEO's tweet hinting at crypto garbage and i canceled! you can have my money again when you stop and apologize. i'm telling absolutely everyone i know about this.